The Female Hansel

People keep calling me this. Its becoming a reoccuring theme. Let me know if you really do see the similarity. What the hippie shite I am on about? I am not a hippie! I don't wear patchouli. Its called Jo Malone "Tuberose" and raw organic coconut oil. Its what I like to call "Sex On A Platter". Don't get it twisted.

"Did you hear the news? I am the new face of the Derelicte campaign." -Zoolander

"I dont know what you're talking about dude. We 've been on the coast of St. Barts for the last two weeks. Tripping on acid, playing with spider monkeys. Changed our whole perspective on shit!" - Hansel.

Yeah, I think that is me.