Yummy No.2 Vernissage (Opening)

Last Monday in Paris I went to this opening. Its a rather excellent magazine with an art gallery attached to it. Guillaume's best friend Pascal co-owns the magazine, so we went out to show some love. If you wanna buy the mag its 30 €. So about $40 dollars and its yours. Limited of 1000 issues.

The selection of sweets were amazing. Some trivia, macaroons aren't macaroons in France, they have no coconut, yet are still full of egg white and food colouring. In France, theres a new brand of wine in Tetra Paks as a new marketing and economical way to sell wine. Petit Lapin? The wine was ok, and the grape juice and vodka were even better. But most Frenchies drink pomme et vodka. Jus d'Pomme is apple juice. Apple juice and vodka reminds me heavily of urine, so at most events, I stuck to tequila or Maker's Mark.

Here's a riddle for you: Q: How do you slow a speeding train? The answer at the bottom. Back to the art. So Jean-Phillipe Illanes had his custom plates, Vadis Turner an artist from Brooklyn had made these really delectable bonbons out of yarn, marbles, paint and beads. Photos etc. It was all fantastic.

A lot of Guillaume's friends were there like Mattias, Alix, Anais, and more Anais' and I brought out my girls Mylène and Emma. Apparently I blacked out (again) and at one point was told I flashed Mylene. I am not a flasher, so I don't know what wolf spirit came in there. Hey, I am young and one day I will slow down and be a proper lady. All I know is I woke up really hurting. I had a huge bump on my knee from who knows where. Someone had a nose bleed, and it wasn't me. I think that's when the party died to be honest. Game over. Blood in openings means closings. Here's some photos of our fun.

A: You don't, you let it crash.